Withnail: Withnail: No you can't, I can't get my boots on when they're hot. You mustn't blame yourself. Withnail & I streaming: where to watch movie online? - JustWatch All right, this is the plan. Monty clearly has some difficulty in reading the note. Let him get his drugs out. Danny: Relax, man, find your neutral space. "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." Calm down. Give me a downer, Danny. Marwood puts his hand on Withnail's shoulder]. For reasons I can't really discuss with you. The purveyor of rare herbs and proscribed chemicals is back. Uncle Monty: Go with it. Saint Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. He says he wont come in for lunch without an apology. It's a part I intend to play, Uncle. Withnail and I Quotes by Bruce Robinson - Goodreads Dead down the drain? [high-pitched voice] The meaning dawns on him. [Withnail has been pulled over by the police for speeding down the motorway in the beat-up Jaguar]. Withnail: I took drugs to win medals says top athlete Geoff Woade.". Withnail: The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Marwood: Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being? Marwood: (Voice-over) I could hardly piss straight with fear. [a few minutes later, Withnail re-enters the cottage holding a wet stick]. Add spice to it. Withnail: The only programme I'm likely to get on is the f***ing news! I've only had a few ales. Withnail: Do you like vegetables? [referring to the radish on Monty's lapel] The movie, which ta. Federal judge sentences Massachusetts man to probation for running You're looking very beautiful, man. Hello? He's been fed from arsehole to beak. He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning. Withnail: [toasting with a drink] Hairs are your aerials. This is a court, man. Hair are your aerials. All right, Miss Blennerhassett, I'm warning you, if you do, you're fired. Withnail: [extends arm with umbrella straight up to sky]. And that's why you mustn't hold back, let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric. Marwood: I've no idea, I've never met him. Hair are your aerials. Amazon.com: Customer reviews: Gold, Guns and God: Swami Bhaktipada and share. Director: Bruce Robinson Stars: Richard E. Grant, Paul McGann, Richard Griffiths Rating: Unrated Runtime: 107 minutes Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). [voiceover] I had to come. Uncle Monty: I've been preparing myself to forgive you. It's got to warm up. Withnail: (He spits out a globule of phlegm) Jesus, look at that. The paragon of animals. Now that represents a degree of hypocrisy I've hitherto suspected in you, but have not noticed due to highly evasive skills. Marwood: We are not drunks, we are multi-millionaires! Withnail: Marwood: [voiceover] Talk:Withnail and I - Wikiquote We worked out it would be handy karma for him to get hold of a suit but he's a very low temperature spade, the Coalman. Oh, don't tell me you're not aware of it, I know what you're up to and so do you. The older order changeth, yielding place to new. No, no, you can't. Withnail: Sulking up the hill. Goes into court in his caftan and a bell. Withnail: Cake. Haven't seen Gielgud down the labour exchange! Irishman: He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning! Withnail: I can't take aspirins without a drink. Well, I'd hardly say that. That means we'll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. 2023. His mechanism's gone, he's had more drugs than you've had hot dinners! I often wonder where Norman is now. How dare you call me inhumane?! Why have you drugged their onions?! They don't like me being on stage. This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors! If The Crow and Crown ever had life it was dead now. Withnail: There must and shall be aspirin, or I shall die, here, on this f***ing mountainside! Danny: Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't. Bastard must have died. Hello? What are you doing up here, then? Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up. I've some extremely distressing news. Do you know, when you first came in here I knew you were a services man. Dosed 'em. We'll keep them here til they arrive. I must have some booze. Tactical necessity. They walk down to the cottage. We've got to get some booze. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts . He can eat his ****ing radish. Imagine the size of his balls. That's politics, innit? Marwood: London is a country coming down from its trip. Sherry? Here it is: Movie Drone: I Heart - Withnail And I moviedroneblog.blogspot.com. No, no, no, dear boy, you must leave, you must leave. Withnail: [whispering] He's going into your room. It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself, "I will never play the Dane. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. Withnail: How you feel. If I lay 10 mils of diazepam on you, it will do something else to your brain. Jake: But old now, old. Scrubbers! [pulling back the lace curtain] Jesus Christ. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your f***ing appendix doesn't mean anything! Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. We're doing a feature for Country Life. Marwood: There are are things in there; there's a teabag growing! How infinite in faculties! Monty: The only thing youre in that Ive been in is this ****ing bath! You'll all suffer! An old woman with a clunky hearing aid pinned to her apron opens the door]. We do it wrong, being so majestical. [seeing a road sign reading "ACCIDENT BLACK SPOT. What's your name, MacFuck? [to Withnail] Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E04 High Diving Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection V.2 - S01E11 Tortoise Beats Hare, [SINGING] Hare Krishna, Hare Lama Hare Krishna, Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E08 Water, Water Every Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E37 Frigid Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection V.2 - S01E13 Slick Hare. Monty: I brought two of these in case either of you is any good in the kitchen. But sooner or later you've got to get out because it's crashing. Danny: He told me about your problems. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. I thought they'd all be out the back, drinking cider and discussing butter. You wouldn't spike me, you're too mean. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your fucking appendix doesn't mean anything! Two out-of-work actors -- the anxious, luckless Marwood and his acerbic, alcoholic friend, Withnail -- spend their days drifting between their squalid flat, the unemployment office and the pub. Night must fall and we shall be forced to camp. I'm gonna be a sta-a-a-a-ar! This is ridiculous. [Withnail's lonely, aging homosexual uncle Monty has gone home, leaving a note humbly apologising for the desperate sexual advances he made on Marwood the night before]. We get in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50s each. Withnail: This dreadful little Israelite. I'm not having this shag-sack insulting me! This pill's valued at two quid. Prostitutes for the bees. And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him. Let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? Danny: Then why's he wearing that old suit? You little thug! Evidently country people are no more receptive to strangers than city-dwellers. by Anonymous: reply 16: February 3, 2021 10:58 PM: I've gone on holiday by mistake. Withnail: Right you f***er, I'm going to do the washing up! I'm not having this shag sack insulting me! What's in your hump? What happened to my cigar commercial? Please don't. Marwood: [eyes filling with tears] "Boy lands plum role for top Italian director" Course he does! He had a weight under his fez. You don't deserve such loyalty. He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning! [spits onto the ground] Uncle Monty: Here hare here here hare here! - Quotes.net Armed with this splendid script, Richard E. Grant executes a tour de force as a relentlessly angry-at-the-world unemployed actor and raging alcoholic. [narrating over scene] Yes, you are! Then all at once those frozen hours melt out through the nervous system and seep out the pores. We'll tell him they had a farmers' conference and had a run on them. Oh no, we'd be sucked into his trap! Thanks! I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the express intention of wishing one upon you. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine. Had a weight under his fez. And it isn't his fault he cannot love you any more than it's mine that I adore you. Because I don't advise it. Bates novel I'd read. All right, this is the plan. You're looking very beautiful, man. I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful. Withnail: No, I haven't got another. I'm a friend of Montague Withnail's. https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Withnail_and_I&oldid=3185462. Youre not in the same boat. Oh, Christ almighty. You lose, you gain Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. How noble in reason! She got a doll on Christmas what pisses itself. Withnail: Listen to me, listen to me! Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise. Here is the clip. How infinite in faculties! I'm preparing myself to forgive you. Locations, see. An expert on bulls you are not! Listen, you young prat. They can handle the kaftan, they can't handle the bell. Politics, man. [takes pill out of doll] Trade: Pheno-dihydrochloride-benzorex. Outvie him. I tell you, I've a f*** sight more talent than half the rubbish that gets on television. Headhunter to everyone. I would say. You love him. Afrika Korps. [holding up a pill] You're not in the same boat. You know what we should do? So he looks at the Coalman and says, "What's all this? Marwood: Look at my tongue, it's wearing a yellow sock. Monty: You've got a rush. And we want them here, and we want them now! Withnail: You want me to call what's-his-name and ask him about his house? Withnail: At some point or another I want to stop and get hold of a child. "It's gone. Jake: Now look, you. Wake up, you bastard or I burn this bastard bed down! Always full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow. Policeman 2: And here we are, we three, perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. I'm glad you're the proprietor, I was gonna have to have a word with you anyway. Marwood: Marwood: That's what I want to know! Course you have, you're the poacher. My heart's beating like a fucked clock! Marwood: (Voice-over) Thirteen million Londoners have to wake up to this. Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. Marwood: How dare you! We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. [points a fencing sword at Marwood face] Have you been at the controls? My wife is having a baby. Oh, Oxford Marwood: This doll is extremely dangerous. Withnail: If I ever see that silage-heap hanging about up here, I'll take the bastard axe to him. Forgive me, it was inconsiderate of me not to have telegrammed. I'll be sprouting bloody feelers soon. I wondered if you could sell us some food. Danny: Withnail: Headhunter to his friends. [whispering] Go with it. Monty: Always full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow. The only programme I'm likely to get on is the f***ing news. [shouts out of the car window at a man standing on the pavement]. Marwood: I suggest you both go outside and discuss it sensibly, in the street. This *is* the morning. tags: humour, withnail-i. Marwood: Change down, man. I mean, look at us! Withnail : Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up! Start shouting. I never thought he'd come all this way. Withnail: The thermostats! I must be out of my mind. Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake. Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! Hello? Withnail & I Quotes Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). I've been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. Withnail: [holding up a Fairy Liquid bottle with a strap and a tube]. Danny: withnail magazinweb. Withnail: I really don't want you to. It's full of brilliant quotable lines: "We've gone on holiday by mistake!" "My thumbs have gone weird". DRIVE WITH EXTREME CARE", shouts out of the car window at a man standing on the pavement, Withnail and Marwood are lying in bed together, listening to a man coming inside the cottage. Danny: I've looked into it. How come Monty owns such a horrible little shack? Add spice to it. Withnail: Withnail: (Stirring) I deny all accusations. I'm in a park and I'm practically dead; what good's the countryside? [Marwood knocks on the door of a farmhouse. is the clip Thanks! Withnail unfolds the note and hands it to Monty. It's like Greenland in here. you little traitors. I'm not going to understudy anybody. [Marwood is leaving to go to Manchester to do a play. Peter Marwood (I): Stop saying that Withnail, of course hes the fucking farmer! Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. Then why's he wearing that old suit? Danny: Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. Withnail: Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't. I've absolutely no interest in yours. Headhunter to everybody. Marwood: [the bull is scraping the ground with its front hoof, snorting]. I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful. Must be 20,000 sheep up there on those volcanoes, we've got a plate full of carrots. Withnail: Got busted coming back through Heathrow. Marwood: We're early. No, I'd better go. We can't go on like this. We've gone on holiday by mistake. It's society's crime, not ours. Screaming like a madman he moves towards the bull, which turns around and runs back through the gate. Rubbish. Now, come along, he's going to revitalise himself and you're going to finish the vegetables. I recommend you smoke some more grass. Flowers are essentially tarts. We want to get in there, don't we? This is a court, man. Look here, my cousin's a QC! Find your neutral space. Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't. The fuel and wood situation. Withnail: We are not drunks, we are multimillionaires! Withnail: Oh, but how dreadful. Withnail: The Coalman had to go to Jamaica. I've no idea. We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in, shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour, and here we are, we three; perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. Withnail: Laisse-moi, respirer, longtemps, longtemps, l'odeur de tes cheveux. Marwood: Withnail: It'll pass. How dare you call me inhumane! St Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. I must go home at once and discuss his problems in depth. That means we'll miss out on Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. Marwood: I'm in considerable danger here, I must get out of here at once. Yeah, I know that, you've got to kill it. Withnail: He can eat his ****ing radish. Very, very foolish words, man. He doesn't have any friends. Marwood: Withnail & I (1987) - Ruthless Reviews Withnail: Withnail And I GIFs - Find & Share on GIPHY Danny: Time change. Withnail: We've got to get some booze. Where did you school? 'He used to pick on me. Withnail: Required fields are marked *. He'd like a bit of pleading. Danny: Monty: These eels here are for his pot. My brain's capsizing, I've gotta unfuck my brain! [they go and sit down at a table with their drinks]. Poacher. I've only had a few ales. Withnail and I Quotes. [after a phone call with his agent] What fucker said that? A coward you are, Withnail, an expert on bulls you are not! The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it! ""Here. Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. The "I must sleep with you because I've been scared" - convenient isn't it, when you're both half or . I fail to see my family's of any interest to you. I will say one thing for Monty, he keeps a sensational cellar. Isaac Parkin: That means we'll miss out on Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. No fridges, no televisions, no phones. "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." Before I became a journalist I was in the Territorials. Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree. And you'd be marvellous. [They drunkenly barge into some tearooms]. Give it a chance. Danny: Scrubbers! Balls! What good's the side? He won't gore you. Have you met Jake? You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. *Get-in-the-back-of-the-van*! Black puddings are no good to us. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine. If I hadn't told him you were active we'd never have got the cottage. Marwood: It's those dreadful beady eyes, they stare you out. Withnail and I is a comedy-drama film which got pretty popular. Half dead he may be, but I'll come up after you, and I'll wake you up with a live one. I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! And how dare you tell him you rejected me?! There is, youll agree, a certain je ne sais quoi oh so very special about a firm, young carrot.. [voiceover] It's the only solution to this intense cold. Monty: Danny: If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry - neither did they. Marwood: "I f*** arses"? The only thing you're in that I've been in is this fucking bath! Withnail: Withnail: Monty: Marwood: Marwood: Jake: Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. You got a rush. A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon us. Oh, you little traitors. 2010 Drama 24M views 2 years ago Uncle Monty - the end of an age ohheckforgotusername 157K views 11 years ago Withnail & I 30. Marwood: If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry neither did they. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi' oh so very special about a firm, young carrot. A little before your time. Are you the farmer? *Scrubbers*! Withnail hands Marwood the bag of shopping and jumps over the wall to safety. Or do you shut yourself off from new experience? Marwood: [reading a newspaper] It will pass. General: Give me a downer, Danny. Listen to this. Withnail: Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day And for once I'm inclined to believe that Withnail is right We are indeed, drifting into the arena of the unwell making an enemy of our own future What we need is harmony, fresh air, stuff like that. If your father was my father you wouldn't get it. Withnail: You got to throttle him. Danny: There must and shall be aspirin! Monty: Quote by Bruce Robinson: "Here. Hare. Here. Here hare here!" You want working on, boy. It used to give him bad tempers and act up said his wife. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. This is a British cult classic. They are flat broke, so they move to the house of Withnail's uncle in the countryside. It's obsessed with its gut, it's like a bloody rugby ball now! I been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. Chin-chin. I was gonna cook onions. You're not leaving me in here alone. No, his dog doesn't come up here. You got a rush. Easy for you to say, luvvie, you've had an audition. Nor women neither. No fridges, no televisions, no phones! How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader! Voila! These aren't accidents, they're throwing themselves into the road! Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day! Withnail: [clearly drunk] Withnail: I fail to see my familys of any interest to you. And soon, I suppose, I shall be swept away by some vulgar little tumour. [leaning out the car window] The wankers on site don't drink it because they can't afford it! [Withnail picks up a bottle of lighter fluid]. Get that damned little swine out of here! Let him get his drugs out.
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